Monday, August 27, 2012

Insane Clown Posse - The Mighty Death Pop (4 Disc Box Set 2012)




Insane Clown Posse - The Mighty Death Pop (2012 4 Disc Box Set) - Those infamous wicked clowns from Detroit are at it again, despite the fact that this music is now considered by the FBI to be "gang music." Wow. Incredible how that happened. They didn't even start the horrorcore genre, (it was Esham back in the 80's) but they were the one group who's music started a gang, called the Juggalos. Which this is incredibly funny, because it shows how stupid our government and people in general are. The term, "Juggalo" actually refers to the second track off the band's first release, 1990's Carnival Of Carnage. The name of that track? "The Juggler."

See? There's nothing mysterious about that. It's just a name for the fans, and now big brother thinks it's a gang. In the words of Dave Mustaine, "If there's a new way, I'll be the first in line - but it better work this time." Indeed. These knuckleheads and this system are flawed, most obviously. If this keeps up, corpse-painted black metal fans are next on the list.

Now, as for the albums. Yes, in a very bad marketing ploy; the band decided to make three different color backgrounds for this seventh (Yes, they already did six, but need for money means that a new hand had to come out. I do not see this hand ever finishing though.) Joker's card. Each color comes with a different bonus disc. While that's nothing new, the band decided that instead of a bonus DVD, they would instead throw three standalone music albums along with this album: a covers disc, an hour long sexual rap, and a disc with b-sides and better mixes of the tracks already on the card.

The Mighty Death Pop has a very serious message in nature, speaking out to the youtube generation. In a world of break.com and other such "fail" websites, people are going above and beyond to injure and kill themselves. The "pop" represents the pop of a balloon as a metaphor to a shortened life. The group is basically telling people not to do stupid shit that will get them killed. But the disc is a clusterfuck of ideas, and some of them are executed quite poorly.

The introduction for the Joker is weak, "The Mighty Death Pop 2:48" and though we'd expect "Night Of The Chainsaw 3:12" to redeem it, it doesn't. I have no fucking clue what was going through these two men's minds when they decided to rap in this fashion. It does not sound psychotic, it sounds silly. This could have been rapped normally, and would have been much better. "Chris Benoit 3:23" is supposed to sound psychotic, like the devil has him under control, but the song is executed poorly. There's nothing about this that even warrants a single.

"The Blasta 4:07" is actually decent, due to the fact that it reminds me of "Mr Johnson's Head" from their earlier releases, and has a satisfying end rhyme. "Kickin Kickin 3:38" is probably one of the worst songs that this band has ever done in the history of their career. Nothing redeems this track. "Bazooka Joey 3:20" is about a soldier who carries a bazooka, and is negligent in battle (as so many soldiers of war are) killing himself with the "pop" of the balloon. "Shooting Stars 2:05" is short, but one of the best ICP songs that I've ever heard. It talks about how we seem to worship the stars, and while they do horrible things (like Chris Brown beating the shit out of Rhianna) they get off with just a mere slap on the wrist. This song is about taking justice into our own hands. Hopefully, nobody will take it too seriously though. I'd hate for ICP to get into more shit, because a Juggalo shot Chris Brown or something. But people these days don't think.

"Juggalo Juice 3:04" is the band's first song for Faygo. It is a type of cheap soda that is sold where I live, so I have had it before. It's not bad, but certainly not healthy. It's an upbeat track, certainly good enough for a single. "Hate Her To Death 4:51" is a little psychotic, but it actually works far better than the chainsaw flop. This is the kind of controversial material that we'd expect from the band. "Skreem 4:40" is a song about sex, featuring Tech N9ne and Hopsin. Tech delivers, but Hopsin does not. The song itself is very boring, just a regular old sex song. But it's odd how it comes right after the song about wanting to kill a woman. "Ghetto Rainbows 3:46" is a good track, definitely worthy of a single, although it has a sort of meme-quality that the band warranted due to their weird use of singing profanity. "What the fuck could this be, up in the sky? There is a rainbow..." You get the idea.

"When I'm Clownin 2:24" is a bullshit song that doesn't have any place on the disc. Might as well be filler. "Dog Catchers 1:46" is a diss to some other guy. Bands just do this to piss people off. Necro did it with Ugly Kid Joe. Who gives a fuck? Aren't we all grown adults by now? "Daisies 3:42" works, it has a eerie sort of vocal tone and style that reminds me of only the best ICP material. "Where's God 3:41" also works, as it's a well done song with some thought provoking lyrics.

The disc ends with "Forever 5:04" talking about if one can resist the urge to kill one's self, they'll go onto to Shangri-La (Heaven.) Wow. Our society is pretty fucked up, if people cannot resist the urge to kill themselves. There's also a weird outro where a pilot goes mad and crashes a plane, followed by bullshit outtakes that could've been left off.

That's the seventh joker's card, ladies and gentlemen. It at least resembles a Joker's card. I can say that much. Bang Pow Boom was far better, but this disc has some interesting experiments. It's downfall, is that it was too experimental.

Now on to the other three discs.

A black background, will get you the Freaky Tales CD, which is literally a 60 minute track with Violent J rapping about each and every woman that he's ever fucked, and the one's he's passed on. Though he says it's true, I cannot for sure say that I believe all of these women were that crazy, and that he would admit to shooting one of their heads off. Don't call something real, if you're going to also say that you murdered a few of these broads.

Regardless, the material is clearly some of his best, and it doesn't get boring despite the fact that it is the same lyrical style for an entire hour. Then there is a moment of silence, and some outtakes. Again, these were not needed. But it's not bad to have them here, because some of them are a little comical, and I don't take this disc too seriously.

But he talks about wanting to fuck a Disney channel star on one of these tracks, and says he's a "dirty old man" because of it. Again, why would you admit these things? I used to have respect for the group, but that respect is dwindling. This guy's thirty something years old, has a wife and children. He shouldn't be singing about wanting to fuck a girl that's probably the age of his own daughter.

A red background, will get you the Covered, Smothered, and Chunked CD. This contains nothing but covers, and is just about an hour long. (54:00 counting 6:13 of outtakes.) Basically, the band took cover songs, changed the lyrics, made some songs that had no profanity, full of it - and destroyed others in the process. The first track, "Prelude 3:20" is one of the best, where ICP and much of the underground talk about how timeless their music is and why it has sold so well throughout the years, compared to other rappers. Their gimmick and philosophy has proved lucrative, I will certainly give them that.

Next comes "Jump Around 3:21" which is decent enough, but nothing great. Then Tears For Fears gets completely stomped, with "Shout Ft.Blaze 4:51." While it doesn't have the rock edge that Disturbed brought to it, the band did the best at keeping the original music style of the song. Lyrically though, it's a train wreck and Violent J and Shaggy shouldn't be singing this song. But they do. Yes, they sing it. Hence why this disc is free. "Aint No Future In Yo Frontin 3:49" is way before my time, but it wasn't a bad track, with some very old school 80's beats. To tell you the truth, I'm not going to track by track this - because I've never heard of several of these songs.

However, they covered Christina Aguilera's "Beautiful" and made it a 3:34 song about being indestructible, no matter what people say. "Hold Still ft. Downtown Brown 2:22" is the punkiest that this disc ever gets, and "State Of Shock 4:27" is  an awful 80's rock cover that will shock most Juggalos. Also, "Love For Dem Gangsters 4:19" is not going to help them to remove their name from the FBI's gang list.

Finally, the group's best cover comes at the end of the disc, entitled "Guess My Religion 6:25." This is a song worth paying for, in all actuality. It's either Madrox or Monoxide doing the clean vocal chorus on this one, and those guys actually can fucking sing, so it works there. The song is about hypocrisy in the church, and is covered profanely, but definitely real. This is probably one of the truest songs that ICP has ever done, and it really showcases that their faith in God isn't blind faith in mainstream religion. Many people were shocked to find out that the carnival was God on the sixth card. At the end of this disc, there are 6:13 of outtakes.

Finally, if you bought the white background, then you bought the ideal version of the album. Why? Because you get the album the way it should have been. But let me defend myself to the Juggalos who might be reading this, because I have been a fan of this group and many other hatchet-wielding fiends on the label for a countless number of years. (But nothing can touch that first Dark Lotus disc with Marz, not ABK.)

First of all, these are the Mike E. Clark mixes that the band promised would be on the real disc from the get-go. I have no fucking clue who mixed the rest of the tracks, but Mike E. Clark brought the thunder on these, while the rest were pretty boring. But not only that, these mixes were star studded, even the b-sides, some of them so good that they could have been singles and replaced the b-sides on the actual disc.

The "Chris Benoit (Kumas Scrub Remix) 5:44" features the legendary Ice Cube and Scarface. They both kill on their verses, and the overall mix is a hundred times better than the original. It actually sounds crazier and more psychotic. Next, comes that song I thought was a b-side "When I'm Clownin" but it's another Kumas remix with Kreayshawn and it's 3:25. Again, the mix is better and the vocals just sound much clearer. There's even some guitar and drums.

The first b-side follows, and it should have replaced "Kickin Kickin." It's called "Lost in The Music 4:28" and I am completely wondering why this track was not put on the album. It definitely communicated the concept of the current Joker card, and was something that I feel was worth being on the real thing. Swollen Members also make an appearance on this track, the mix is good, and the chorus works. "Up Ya Ass 1:32" is kind of like a fucked up nursery rhyme. It's not that great, and I'm glad it was a b-side.

Next, we've got the R&B mix of "Ghetto Rainbows." It features Color Me Badd and some R&B soul with a better mix. The chorus is really good, and the whole thing fixes the experiment of the older version. Then we have "Birfday Party 4:13" which is annoying as fuck, and it doesn't do much more than that for me. "Scrubstitute Teachers 3:09" is great, reminds me of their older material and it also features Twiztid and Willie D.

"Playin In The Woods 3:31" is another great track, it could've replaced one of the filler tracks on the other disc. Violent J's lyrics are great, just like his old shit. The chorus is weak though. Next, we've got the rock influenced "Pass It To The Sky 4:08" which needs to be a single and should have been on the fucking album, right at the very end, or right before "Forever" at least. Not only that, one of the guys in KMK died and this should go out as a tribute to him. It's about smoking weed with the dead, and would sell several copies as a standalone downloadable single. I've got friends that will definitely play this one quite a few times.

"Shugston Brooks 4:43" is an odd song that I didn't really get. The lyrics are really well done, and it is a story based track. Perhaps it falls in with the theme of the main disc, and the "pop" of the death balloon. Next, a new version of "Night Of The Chainsaw" follows. This is the Judge Strange Remix and it's 3:52, featuring Three 6 Mafia. Of course, Three 6 deliver. Much more than ICP, sadly. The mix isn't much different, but the extra verses matter.

The final track is an extended version of "Forever" with all three of The Geto Boys, which according to ICP was very difficult to do, at least to get all three of them together for that track. I'd definitely wonder why they decided to leave this one off the original, despite all the trouble it took to get all three of The Geto Boys. The disc ends just like the main disc ended, with a death pop.

So that's it. All four discs, totaling in at close to 4 hours. Yeah, 4 hours of music. If you want all this music, you can get this box set for 37.00 USD. That's really not bad, considering you would have to buy all three versions of the card to get the extra discs otherwise. That would cost quite a bit, I'd imagine.

Overall, the first disc needed as I said, the remixes to replace the originals, especially due to the other rappers - that'd have been a big selling point: "ICP with many other legends on a new Joker's card!" But they decided not to do that for some odd reason, especially since people seem to go crazy when they find tracks with six or seven different guest rappers on them, even if they're fan mixes. "Lost In The Woods, Scrubstitute Teachers, Playin In The Woods, Pass It To the Sky" and maybe even "Shugston Brooks" could've replaced tracks like "Kickin Kickin" and "Bazooka Joey." The main disc is only 63:00 and could have had room for more. The "Prelude" should have been on the album with a different name, as it represents the band's timelessness among other underground rappers; and the cover of "Guess My Religion" could have come after "Where's God?"

The only disc that should have been an extra, is the 60:00 Freaky Tales, because that works and it's a great free gift for buying the album. Everything else should have been plopped on the web for free download, or a set price. A few of those covers aren't even worth a dime folks, and that's the honest truth. I've heard all of the band's b-sides, and they've had some real great ones over the years. These aren't those kind of b-sides. Perhaps that's why the covers disc also says "chunked" as in scrapped.

Overall, it's not a complete waste and it is still a Joker's card. ICP fans should find something to like here, and non ICP fans will find much to hate and mock. Business as usual. This card is not better than any of the others, except maybe Carnival, because that stuff was a little rough - (But I don't really consider that a card, because it's more like an introduction.) but it's much better than you think it is. Don't judge it by "Chris Benoit" because there are much better and more interesting tracks on here. The magic is not gone yet, but it is fading. Even though they aim for six new cards, I don't see it happening.

Also, this is apparently the group's last physical release; which means that future material will all be digital.

Highlights: Intro, The Blasta, Shooting Stars, Juggalo Juice, Hate Her To Death, Ghetto Rainbows, Dog Catchers, Daisies, Where's God, Forever, Chris Benoit (Remix), When I'm Clownin (Remix), Lost In The Music, Ghetto Rainbows (Remix), Scrubstitute Teachers, Playin In The Woods, Pass It To The Sky, Night Of The Chainsaw (Remix), Prelude, Guess My Religion, Freaky Tales
(4 Albums, 47 Tracks, 3.9 Hours)

The Mighty Death Pop
6/10

Freaky Tales
8/10

Covered, Smothered, and Chunked
4/10

The Extra Pop Emporium
7/10

25/40 = 7/10

Final score: 7/10

Monday, August 13, 2012

VORE Exclusive Interview/Review (Aug 13th, 2012)

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Country of origin:
United States
Location:
Fayetteville, Arkansas
Status:
Active
Year of creation:
1994

Genre:
Death Metal
Lyrical themes:
Mythology, Occult
Current label:
AFM Records

Jeremy Partin: Bass (ex-Fallen Empire)
Remy Cameron: Drums (ex-Apnea)
Page Townsley: Guitar, Vocals



If you could, describe the process in making this album (Gravehammer). What was the toughest part of that process?

Page:Once we had all the material finished, we got together with a good friend of ours named Doug Horton to discuss recording the album. We’ve known Doug for years, ever since before Vore existed, so he was already very familiar with us and was a big fan of our music. He came to our rehearsal space and listened to us play all the songs, and we talked quite a bit and shared a lot of ideas before we ever set foot in the studio. We tracked and mixed Gravehammer at Ozark Film And Video productions. We recorded the drums first one weekend, then came in a few weeks later and worked on the guitars. We were able to spend one whole day doing nothing but fishing for guitar tones, trying every combination of guitar/amp and cabinet that we had. After we tracked the guitars, we did the bass in a day and then recorded the vocals over the course of a few weeknights. Then it was on to the mixing. Remy brought in a guy named Jeff Feast to do some magic with the drum tones and some additional mixing stuff. Once the mix was done, we sent the files over to Colin Davis and Imperial Mastering in California to master it.

The actual tracking and mixing was great - easily the best recording experience we’ve ever had. But we kept having accidents and malfunctions that would bring progress grinding to a halt, so we had our share of bad luck. On the very first day of recording, on the way to the studio, Remy’s drum rack flew out of the back of his truck and into the street when he swerved to avoid a car that ran a traffic light. The rack was hit by cars and bent up before he could get it out of the road. Fortunately, he had a friend with the same model rack as his, and we were able to borrow it. Another time, we were all set up to record rhythm guitars, and my guitar pre-amp fried. I had to send it off for repair, which took a few weeks. Later, the recording pre-amp in the studio malfunctioned, and we had to send that back to the manufacturer. We seriously considered renaming the album “Curse Of TheGravehammer”.


Remy: Waiting is the hardest part.  

Jeremy: For me, it was recording the bass tracks.  The way the schedule worked, we had one day to complete them all.  I was mentally and physically exhausted after it was all said and done.

What albums/bands are the most influential to your sound?

Page: The foundation that Vore is built upon is classic metal, thrash, and early death metal. People hear different things in our sound and will often compare us to bands we never really listened to. When we started Vore in 1994 we were listening to a lot of Obituary, Grave and Morbid Angel. We have an old school spirit to our sound, because we come from the old school.

Speaking for myself,I’ve been listening to metal since before death metal existed. I started listening to metal in 1983 with bands like Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath with Dio, Judas Priest, Accept, etc. I explored the more underground bands of that era like Mercyful Fate and Hellhammer, and also the proto-metal bandsof the 1970’s. Then thrash metal and speed metal birthed and became popular, and I followed along with those bands. Death metal erupted in the late 80’s/early 90’s. Death’s Scream Bloody Gore came out in 1987 and that was a big paradigm shift. I started playing death metal in 1989 in a band called Mortuary, and my compass was bands like Celtic Frost, Venom and Slayer.

How do you feel about the state of death metal in 2012? 

Remy: Djent is the new black.

Jeremy: Death metal is in good hands.  You've got many of the classic bands that are still putting out great material.  And some of the newer bands are being quite creative with the genre.  So whatever you're into, you can still pretty much find it.

Page: I think Jeremy answered this question the best and I’ll second what he said.

Do you think that bands are using too many core and technical elements in death metal these days? Or do you think that these elements help to give the music more structure, then say, back in the days of Entombed?

Remy: Technicality and musicality aren't necessarily the same thing. If you make something technical for the sake of being so, you have misunderstood the basis of expression. To do something musically because it's current state within modern music is the equivalent of saying, "Me too!"

Jeremy: For me personally, yes.  But the genre would get boring without some variation, no?  Whether it lends to more structure or not, I'm not really sure.

Page: In my opinion, it seems like good songs are often of secondary concern to how technically complex or fast something is. It’s becoming more a competitive sport than music. How you can play is more important than what you’re playing. I have a lot of respect for technicality, but I like songs that get stuck in my head. Much of this new music just doesn’t really do it for me. I favor the dark and brooding side to the extreme and brutal side.

Be honest. What did you guys think of Morbid Angel's last album, "Illud Divinum Insanus"?

Page: No comment!

Jeremy:I haven't heard enough of the album to really form an opinion.  Having said that, I'm a firm believer in artistic freedom.  From all accounts, this was the album they wanted to make, so more power to them.

With the advent of the Guitar Hero generation and Brendan Small's Metalocalypse, more young people are getting into metal these days. This is a good thing for the genre, but the kind of metal they are making is not the kind of music that anyone of us would be caught dead listening to. (Paint The Skyline for example.) What do you think of this "new" metal, and is it just a sign of the times?

Remy: The faster a trend rises, the faster it will fall and be cast out by the same disciples.  

Jeremy: I don't think much of the newer metal will have staying power.  Meaning, a few years down the road, I don't believe it will still be relevant or listened to.  But the hope is that people will use it as a sort of gateway to get further into metal's roots.

Page: Getting the younger kids into metal is good. There was a lot of shit metal around when I first started listening to metal too. If anyone really loves music and is passionate about it they’ll explore and discover the quality stuff. As far as the “new” brand of metal goes, I don’t care for it, but I doubt I’m the in its target demographic. It’s for a different generation.

With all this talk of apocalypse, what's the first thing that you would do "after the shit went down?" 

Remy: Find the Scotch. 

Jeremy: Establish myself as King of the Gingers.

Page: Depends on the type of apocalypse. We talking zombie, nuclear, economic, asteroid, plague, extraterrestrial invasion or biblical?

Where did the band name Vore come from?

Page:The name Vore comes from the Latin word, ‘vorare’, which means ‘to devour’. To us, the name is a statement of the human condition. It symbolizes how the human race consumes and “devours” its resources, inevitably becoming the architects of its own extinction.

We had played the name game in a previous band (Mausoleum formerly Mortuary). We were trying to come up with a band name we didn’t think would be in use. In the early 1990’s there we so many death metal bands with names ending in “ition” and “ation”, or with “corpse” or “angel” in them. We wanted something unique sounding.

We had watched a documentary about carnivorous monkeys that would hunt and eat other monkeys,and we spawned the name “Primalvore”, meaning “The First To Devour”. When Mausoleum disbanded and John and I started this band we said, why not drop the “Primal” and just be “Vore”. I recall that specific moment very well. That naming sent a shudder through me, like I’d been touched by destiny...or maybe groped by it.


Thanks gentlemen, for your answers.

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Vore - Gravehammer (2011) - While I've heard of these guys, I've never actually listened to their music. But a couple months ago, I happened upon their page and found that I actually really liked it. Since the band is classified as doom/death, and that is one of my favorite genres, especially when done right; I knew that I had to check it out.

I was always curious as to what the band's name meant, and I found this definition:

"Vorarephilia (often shortened to vore) is a sexual fetish and paraphilia where arousal occurs from the idea of being eaten, eating another, observing this process, or by the general process of eating. The fantasy most frequently involves the victim being swallowed alive, and may or may not include digestion. Since the fetish is physically impossible to achieve in real life, it is enjoyed through pictures, stories, videos, and video games. It may be seen as a variation on macrophilia in some cases, and may also be combined with other fetishes.

The word vorarephilia is derived from the Latin vorare (to "swallow" or "devour"), which is cognate to Greek βορά (vorá, "food"), and Ancient Greek φιλία (philía, "love")."

Immediately, I was intrigued by this (especially being a big fan of the Bloodbath song, "Eaten" which I played religiously at one point) and felt that this also gave me an idea of their sound. It is quite simply like something being eaten, digested and then shit out again. The band had a very dirty doom/death style that I think is absolutely at peak levels on this, their fourth disc.

Vore seems to prove that they don't need to release an album every other year, like 9/10 of the scene and that's what makes their sound seem to pay off so well.
It is definitely worth the anticipation and could see the band gaining greater fame in the musical industry if they desired it.

The band sounds as crisp and clear as any well produced disc that a major label shits out these days, but the music is actually memorable, and puts a possible spin on an old sound. There are definite experimentations this time around, and the use of atmospheres works well to their advantage. The music itself is hard, crushing, and over all, brutal. If you don't like this disc, I suggest that you get your head examined, or check out the new Korn album as metal may not be the choice of music for you.

The riffs are fleshed out into grandiose rhythms that quake with an epic ferocity. Whatever the hell came out this year that thought it was heavy, these gentlemen have stomped well upon. Songs like "Gravehammer 7:43", "The Cruelest Construct 8:32", "Doomwhore 7:43" and "The Claw Is The Law 8:32" really cement the fact that this band is certainly a force to be reckoned with. The drums on the disc are pummeling as the killer vocals that Page is belting out, sounding as good and gravelly as they need to. Sometimes there's a scream used, but it does work well with the music.

Effects are used on the disc as well, making things even more epic than they already are. This is probably one of the most bombastic and epic doom/death discs that I've ever heard, and it's up there with my best of 2011. People who thought the new Esoteric was good, haven't yet heard this.

The melodies on the disc are superb, and at first you wouldn't expect to hear beautiful melodies and solos on a disc as dark and uncompromising as this, but the melody really helps to shape the music. From a musical standpoint, this disc is extremely well crafted, right down to the bass rhythms. Vore sounds incredibly technical here, and the polish of these songs can be well felt. While I am not sure of their other discs, this album is certainly one of my personal favorite discs of the year, and I wasn't expecting that.

The artwork on the disc was also quite attractive. It really screams death metal when you've got an armored fire elemental with a warhammer on the front of it. This is probably one of the discs that I would've bought when I was younger, just because it had a badass looking thing on the cover. Trust me, when you're young, that shit matters. But what makes that concept even more great, is that the disc sounds as epic as the goddamned cover art looks. That's pretty fucking tough to do guys.

As far as I'm concerned, this disc is far better than the new Amon Amarth released this year, and it should be selling umpteen million copies. If the band doesn't become a couple thousand (maybe a million) dollars richer from this effort, I'd be shocked and would lose my faith in man entirely.

This disc has prog, it has thrash, it has death metal, it has the sheer epicness of what death metal fucking should be. Slow and brutal, but delivering on every song with an unparalleled and uncompromising approach, I definitely have enjoyed this disc much more than most of the death metal I've reviewed this year. It's better than the Paganizer I reviewed also, even though I loved that disc too. But not near as much as this one.

Some of you might think that I'm just talking flack to butter up the owner of this board, but I will tell you with all sincerity that that is not true, as I have nothing to gain from this. I am simply reviewing this as I would any other album. If you PM me, I will tell you the same as I've said here. This disc threw me for a fucking unexpected loop. I was expecting some slow doom death with southern influence. But what I got was some epic doom/death with tight and well-crafted musicianship.

Well, you know how I am about 1:00 instrumental pieces, "Uroborous" (It could have been part of the song) but I think that's a minor gripe compared to the death metal that I've been delivered here. I really don't think there's anything more you can ask for in a doom/death album.

You really should buy it, because it's worth it. Hell, I would. I still can't fucking get over how good this disc is. Get your hands on this shit now. The wait was worth it. This is how death metal should sound, as far as I am concerned. A great disc to play while killing thousands of monsters in Skyrim or Diablo III.

It's perfect for a killing spree. Summon up some demons to battle, and go get your Gravehammer.

10/10

Rocking Corpses Exclusive Interview/Review (Aug 13th, 2012)

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Rocking Corpses is a putrid mix of rock, death metal, zombies, other horror themes and some really black humour. These Finnish ghouls play Rock 'n' Rott music with a black toothed grin.

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Tony D.K. - Dirty vocals & Guitars | Leper Laze - Clean vocals & Bass | Vile - Drums

THE INTERVIEW

First of all, gentlemen - Thanks for making something that's both unique and interesting. As a reviewer, I'm used to hearing plenty of music that sounds roundabout the same. What inspired you gentlemen to mix blues, rock and death metal together?

Thank you sir for your kind words. These are all music types that we really enjoy listening to. So it was really natural for us to mix them together. And I really wanted to hear something like this, and since there weren't that many bands around doing this kind of thing, we decided to make one ourselves.

I noticed that the concept of the album was about the life of a zombie. Have you heard about the so-called "zombie attacks" here in the states? If there was an actual zombie apocalypse, what would you do?

Yeah we heard about that crazy face-eating incident in Miami at least. I think I heard that the guy was on some new drug or something, those can make you do crazy shit. If there has been others I haven't heard. If I got a chance to live through a zombie apocalypse I think I would do the "Dawn of the Dead -thing". You know, living in a shopping mall where there's a lot of stuff to eat and entertain yourself with.

What would you do if you were actually one of the living dead?

Eat some brrraaains! I thought about this when I wrote the lyrics for "Rock 'n' Rott" so you can check more precise answer from the album.

What bands/albums have inspired you the most?

There's so many so it's pretty hard to name some that have inspired the most.. I think all good music you hear leave something and affect the music you make. Musical inspirations for Rocking Corpses are obviously death metal and rock bands like Autopsy, Motorhead, Macabre, Entombed, Necrophagia with many blues artist aswell. I really wanted to do this kind of horror story album 'cause I've always been a huge King Diamond fan and "Them" made an everlasting impression on me more than 20 years ago. It was really nice to see that the man is still going strong at this year's Hellfest.

What horror films are your favorite? Please describe a few, if you will.

My favourite genres in horror are zombie and werewolf movies but in the end I like them all. Some of my all time favourites are Evil Dead, the first Texas Chainsaw and Fulci's Zombie from 1979. I don't think I have to describe any of these to anyone reading this interview. And if I had to, you should ask yourself 'what's wrong with me?'. And maybe go watch Twilight again.

How did the name of the band come about?

The name actually came before I had any music done. When I figured out what kind of music it would be, the name kind of came instantly.

What do you think about sites like bandcamp, that let users "name their own price" on albums? Do you think this is the future, especially for lesser known bands?

For smaller bands I don't think the point is ever on the price of the music. It's great that there are this kind of sites but I don't really think about how to get as much money from the music as possible. I mean it's great if you can get something, but the point should be in enjoying making and playing music. There's nothing like blasting some great riffs with your friends at the rehearsal place. When making music becomes something else and not fun anymore, I'm out.

How do you feel about the state of music in 2012?

I think it's great. I understand that some people think everything was better in the 90's with Metal / Rock 'n' Roll and now it's just Metalcore / Rap 'n' Crap. There are a lot of good bands coming out, you just have to find them and filter all the shit out. Don't follow the big industry products but see if there's some good things on smaller labels or just independently releasing music online or offline. Now there's just much more shit you have to go throught to find the tasty brraaains.

Finally, if an apocalyptic scenario occurred; like a solar flare that knocked out all of the planet's electricity for months, for example - what would you do?

No electricity, no problem. Here in Finland we live very much in the woods anyway, so I guess it would be easier than in big necropolises. Actually that would be a nice escape from all the technology we have grown to be so dependent on. Back to the basics.

Eagerly awaiting the (zombie) apocalypse:

-Tony D.K.-


THE REVIEW

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Rocking Corpses - Rock N' Rott (PR2012) - This Finnish death n' roll (and blues) act consists of just two men, Tony D.K. and Leper Laze. There's a man on the kit, but he's not credited. However, the two credited musicians both take on vocal and guitar duties. You'll at times hear them duet.

One of the guys likes to growl, and at times this can become very deathy, and other times it can be more of a cleaner, blues n' roll sound. That's because the other guy likes to sing. Of course the fellow that likes to sing is a hit or miss, and on some songs like "Up From The Grave 3:53" he hits the vocals hard. But on some other songs like "925 4:35" he can sound like he's in an awful 80's rock cover band.

But you might be surprised to find that most of this disc is seeped in the gore and grime of death metal, even if it lacks the bludgeoning drums that you'd expect. At any rate, this disc is certainly a different kind of beast; like the kind you'd expect to rise out of a Finland swamp. Death and blues is the best way to explain this one, and if you're not ready for it, I can completely understand. But every once in a while a disc comes along that really leaves a mark on me, and this release did just that.

It chronicles the life of a zombie, and I'm not sure if anyone's done that yet - but the growls are strong, the riffs are catchy, the solos are great when used, different approaches are tried to each of the songs, and the whole thing's really groovy. But I could care less for some of the clean vocals on this one, and definitely insist that you listen to some tracks before you buy it, because the clean vocals might not be your cup of tea. They would be my only qualm with this disc.

Nevertheless, I'm sure you'll find something here to like. Plus, as the interview mentions, these guys were just happy to put this thing out and enjoyed making the music. They're not even worried about the money. But it still wouldn't hurt to throw them a few bones for it.

Highlights: Up From The Grave, Necropolis, For Better Or Worse, Take A Whiskey, Rocking Corpses, In The Dead Of The Night, Necrophiliacs

8/10

Week 60 (August 13th, 2012)

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Offending - Age Of Perversion (PR2012) - Just let me be blunt about this sophomore release from this French death metal act. These five guys are incredible. And not just incredible, but in-fucking-credible. First of all, these guys are insane when it comes to structure. You'll probably hear fifteen to twenty different riff patterns on a single song, but it still has moments of sheer brutality. Offending is one of those bands that just can't seem to do wrong in my book, and blew my brain right out of my skull.

The drums are technical and pummeling, the riffs are as I've said, all over the fucking place - and the vocals are about as bloodthirsty as they need to be. Not only is this brutal and technical, but it's also got some of the most intriguing patterns I've heard in a death metal album. Many people like to think that Meshuggah started technicality, but they forget about bands like Atheist, and I can hear influence from them on this disc.

The solos on this fucker are GRAND. I mean, really fucking grand. When you hear a solo on this disc, you're going to feel it. When you hear a progression on this disc, you're going to listen back to it and say, "Damn. These guys know what they're doing."

Again, I was fucking floored beyond floored when I heard this one. I've never heard the band's first disc, but I am certain that this album is leaps and bounds beyond it. This has anything that a person who's looking for a truly talented death metal band could ever ask for. This is the way that brutal death metal should be, the way Morbid Angel did it back in the day, and the way that these guys have followed in their footsteps. I remember when my jaw dropped at Covenant and it still does, but this album gives me that same kind of feeling where I'm just in complete and total amazement. Whatever the fuck's in the water over there in France, I wish they'd bring over here.

Fucking buy this, and as fast as you can. Essential.

Highlights: ALL. JUST GET IT. (9 Tracks, 42:00)

10/10

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Cult Finder - Black Thrashing Terror (PR2012) - These blackened thrashers from the UK decided to release a 7 inch, and this is the digital version of that disc. It sounds a little raw, but has just enough production for the sound. If this had more production, it would've killed the classic feel that the band wanted.

Don't expect it to be very long, as it's only ten minutes. But that doesn't mean that we don't get some memorable black/thrash here, because we do.

Side A 45rpm, side B 33rpm. Tracks:
A: Black Thrashing Terror
B1: Archangel Burial
B2: Witching Curse (re-recording from their 2011 Demo)


I added this info just to show you that this is an actual vinyl rip. As you see, the final track is a re-recording from their now sold out 2011 demo. The band definitely knows how to make blackened thrash with the best of them, and I would definitely recommend these guys to fans of Absu, Destroyer 666, Gravehill, Impiety, and more.

This is blackened thrash, but with a definite old school style.

Worth checking out.

(3 Tracks 10:00)

7/10

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Nechochwen - OtO (PR2012) - OtO is a very short album, but a full release nonetheless, from these two very tribal looking West Virginians. The disc could be called "Ancestor" in English, and the band has a few words to say about this release.

Nechochwen: “We consider this third Nechochwen album to be a “double EP” with Side A taking an organic, acoustic route and
Side B shifting to an aggressive metal assault. The focus of this album is quite simple: ancestral wisdom and Native tradition is
relevant and important in our overly complex and distracting present world. Never has man been so disconnected from the very
soil he walks on. Just as there are two sides to this LP, there are two sides to all of us. One is at peace with our surroundings and the
other attempts to conquer them. This album is a tribute to the balanced, ancestral self.”

Pohonasin: “Oto, in both conception and inception, is paradoxical in nature. It is the proverbial thread of the past thrust through the
eye of the needle that is what we call the present day; a musical time machine that seamlessly shifts between two worlds that could be
considered equally shrouded in obscurity. Visually, the title ‘O+O’ invokes a sense of symmetry. Like a human face, it looks equal on both
sides. But upon closer inspection, symmetry is but an illusion. Each side holds its own discerning features. Such is the case with this
volume of Nechochwen. Two distinctly different notes of the same chord, embraced in a confluence of harmony.”


As they've said, this album is more or less a double EP, with a softer side (consisting of "Cultivation 2:22", "On The Wind 3:35" , "Otomen'pe (Our Ancestors) 3:30" and "Haniipi-miisi (Elm Tree) 5:16") and a much heavier, doom/death influenced side (consisting of "He Ya Ho Na 6:41", and the closer "Pekikalooletiiwe (Instructions; an Exhoration) 8:56")

The softer side of the disc is more reflectory, it's the sort of calm music that one could sit peacefully back and enjoy. "On The Wind" is particularly memorable, as it reminds me much of the sort of acoustic light metal Opeth used to fool around with. "Our Ancestors" is also interesting, as it features some beautiful acoustics, Native flute and a powerful spoken word vocal. It is very much ritualistic, and I can sense that. "Elm Tree" ends the period of reflection quite beautifully.

The heavier portion of this disc thunders in with "He Ya Ho Na" which is a great piece of music, mixing well together the electronics and acoustics, along with traditional Native chants. It's certainly something new to metal music, and I'm certainly enjoying it. The song later gets much heavier, as the harsh vocals come in and deliver well. The drumming is great, and one of the guitars sounds great; but I'm not sure what kind of leads they've got going on the other guitar, it's a weird tune.

The closer track which is the longest on the disc, has an acoustic intro but does rev up into guitar. It does go into black metal with the blasts intact, the riffs are interesting enough, and the piece melds well enough. The band is marketed to fans of October Falls and Agalloch. I can certainly see the Agalloch influence in the band, and I think that there are certainly fans of Agalloch who may embrace these guys, but some might only like the closer. Thankfully, it's a good nine minutes long, so this disc won't be a total wash for you.

There's even one guitar solo here, which is certainly more than I get with some bands. Nonetheless, Nechochwen has potential, and that last track spells it out. Well, so does most of the album for me - but the majority of the metal is right in that last track. One cannot say if they will be able to record another one next year, or if we'll even still have electricity currents on the planet by then - but I do hope that another release from these guys will be much heavier and much longer.

It's definitely something different, done well and worth checking out.

(6 Tracks, 30:00)

8/10

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Blood Of The Black Owl - Light The Fires (PR2012) - Now here's a release that really grabbed hold of me in a way that I hadn't expected. I'm not for certain that this is a new release, but even if you haven't heard of this band; just know that they have a large back catalogue of releases and Chet W. Scott also has a solo project called Cycle Of The Raven Talons and The Elemental Chrysalis, which is heavy drone/folk duo. I've not much to say about the man, other than the fact that he seems to have a massive beard and likes to look into the horizon. Which is fine with me.

The man claims that the music is about healing, and yes - it very much is. Though my father was full-blooded Blackfoot, I am half blooded Native American and I can actually feel this music in the very depths of my soul. This is an extremely powerful Native ritual, the sort of atmosphere that would be wise for any moment of inner reflection. The first track, "Caller Of Spirits 13:10" starts with a sort of folk singing, and then envelops into a full-blown atmosphere that speaks to one's higher self. It is meant for meditation, or at least to unwind in a preferably candlelit room.

But the rest of the disc reminds of something in the vein of older Paradise Lost, when they were still death metal. It does have Native influence, but tracks like "Sundrojan 7:30", "Two Ravens at the Tree Line 10:26", "Soil Magicians 13:03", and "Disgust and the Horrible Realization of Apathy 10:21" showcase a slightly harsher side that is much unlike the opener. The drums are a little light, but that's because I don't believe there's a real kit, and the riffs are simplistic, but definitely being played with a real guitar.

There is also one song on this disc called "Wind Eye 5:08" which seems to be a light introduction to the heavier material. Chet is not a great singer, but he is a wonder with atmospheres and that is his strong point. Though this will appeal to fans of slow doom/death, it won't be the best thing that they've ever heard. But I do think the key to success in this act, will be to balance both the Native American folk music and ritual seamlessly with the doom metal. If that can be done at all.

Nevertheless, this disc definitely has some promise and some fantastic atmospheres. Definitely check it out, because it's much different from what you're used to. Also check out the back catalogue. This man has a lot to offer, and from the sounds of this; it's probably pretty damned good.

Highlights: Caller Of Spirits, Rise and Shine, Soil Magicians, Disgust And The Horrible Realization Of Apathy (7 Tracks, 73:00)

7/10

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Engorgement - Excruciating Intestinal Lacerations (PR2012) - Every once in a while there comes along a band that I absolutely despise. I'm sorry folks, but I'm going to have to be brutally honest and say that there is no real talent shown in the use of pig squeals. When your album sounds like a slaughtered pig with redundant riffs and the only thing that saves the disc is the drumming, then you've failed to grab my interest.

The band is a newly formed act from the United Kingdom, consisting of former members of Embyronic Depravity and Gore Sanctum; which probably sound just like this band. As you know, I've no problem with death or gore metal; before this review I just listened to the latest from Gorephilia (review to come later) and I fucking loved it. But there's just something about this one that turns me off of the entire package.

The bass riffs are a little boring, and the vocals might as well be non-existent. Are there even any legitimate Anal Cunt style lyrics to go with this music, or is it just a bunch of weird animal noises? I literally feel my IQ drop as I listen to this band, and no matter how much I want to find just one inkling of ingenuity or genius; I can only praise the disc's drummer, who manages to pulverize the kit nine-tenths of the time.

At any rate, I can say that there is some differentiation in the songs, and despite them being in the same style, they don't exactly all sound the same. But when you combine boring breakdowns with vocals that sound like absolute utter nonsense, I'm sort of scratching my head at the whole deal.

But if you like your metal as completely meaty and brainless as humanly possible, then I'm sure you'll be one of the loyal devotees of Engorgement. While I don't necessarily like the music, time was spent and work was done on this odd gory mess. It's recommended for fans of other bands I don't like, such as Devourment, Ingested, and Kraanium.

Not terrible, but not my cup of tea either. Sorry guys, but I'd rather listen to the latest Dying Fetus or Revolting when it comes to death metal.

(7 Tracks, 22:00)

3/10

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Marasmus - Mountains Of Dead (PR2012) - Another band that really failed to amaze me, Marasmus is altogether just completely boring. Now the intro, "Among The Deceased 1:08" makes the disc sound promising, but there's just not much from these guys that I found amazing.

It's not bad death metal, but I've heard many other bands in the same vein and feel that the band might need to further evolve their style in order to really make a dent in the over-crowded death metal scene. These guys are a great band if you've never heard death metal before, with a great growler, decent riffs and a raw approach to drumming.

But that's where the disc dies for me. The drumming just isn't strong enough, I'm not sure if it's the type of kit or the guy behind it; but I'm just not hearing the sort of pummel I should hear from this kind of death metal. The kit's definitely being heard, but the disc lacks any sort of meat. It's just like having two pieces of bread and calling it a sandwich.

I'm going to give these guys a break though, because this albums does have some good riffs and occasional good melodies, (Another Helpless Victim 3:37) and showcases some interesting bouts of technicality. I'll also throw in the fact that the vocalist does one hell of a job, and that there's a song called "Shut The Fuck Up And Die 2:21" which gets bonus points as far as I'm concerned. It also gets more bonus points for actually incorporating it's title into the song.

"Gnostic Decimation 3:06" also contains a solo, and some interesting melodies that help to give it some form. "Behind The Mountain 1:47" was pretty useless, it should have been just tacked onto the disc's closer "Mountains Of Dead 2:16."

Again, it's not terrible and some songs are a step in the right direction. The vocalist has this shit down and even if this bombs, I hope he'll continue because the guy's got a hell of a fucking growl. It's definitely more of a work in progress at this point, I just feel that another release might see the band with more structure, possibly more kick on the kit - which is what this disc needed.

It's not the best death metal album that you'll ever hear; but if you want to check it out, I'm not going to stop you.

Highlights: Modes Of Vitriol, Gnostic Decimation, Shut The Fuck Up And Die (10 Tracks, 25:00)

4.5/10

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Blood Mortized - The Key To A Black Heart (PR2012) - First of all, this is going to probably piss off someone important, and with more reviewer cred then myself; but I have no idea who on the Decibel staff decided that they would have Shawn Macomber (Yeah, I'm talking to you buddy!) review two albums in one paragraph. Not only did you confuse the fuck out of me, but you also made me think that Blood Mortized was a Christian band. I kept looking at your description of the lyrics and thought, "Am I hearing the same band? I could've sworn I listened to this album myself and don't remember anything religious."

But in all actuality, the guy reviewed both this disc and a disc from a metalcore act by the name of Bloodline Severed who wants you to get ready for Christ's return. The paragraph outlining Blood Mortized was at the end of the review for their disc. At first, I thought that they just forgot to post the review for Bloodline Severed and just posted the Blood Mortized review.

Anyway, it fucked with my head for the longest time. Hopefully they won't do that shit again. It would be the same if I had reviewed the new album from Testament and Nachtmystium in the same set of paragraphs. Which would definitely confuse the heck out of people.

Regardless of all this, Blood Mortized is a band with two musicians you might want to take note of. The first one is their frontman Mattias Parkkila, who has been in a lot of projects, but was also in Birch Mountain who I reviewed on that album's release. But even more important is the band's axeman, Anders Biazzi who you might remember as Anders Hansson who played with the legendary Amon Amarth between 1991 and 1998. Yes, that means that he was on Once Sent From The Golden Hall.

As you could expect from this lineup, (with another guitarist, a bassist and a drummer of various backgrounds from early death metal to punk) the chemistry is perfect. Mattias's vocals are filled to the brim with gravel and they really bring out the Amon Amarth style leads that Anders has no problem dishing out, and we love them just the same as we did back then.

The drummer doesn't necessarily give you an earful on the kit, but he definitley delivers and adds just as much to the band as everyone else does. The production isn't as great as we would like, but it's certainly doable and it's definitely old-school. If you don't think that this formula works, then listen to "Only Blood Can Tell 4:14", "Bringer Of Eternal Death 4:46", the closer "The Key To A Black Heart 4:45" and more.

The melodies really help to make this what it is, and the vocals definitely add to the package. I can definitely hear the Amon Amarth here, and I'm not ashamed to say so. What these guys do is fucking killer, and it's got everything that death metal should have. Fans of melo-death bands worldwide should find much to like in this release, so make sure that you grab it.

While I would've loved slightly better production, the music still stands out well enough and that's what matters most. Hopefully these guys will get enough promotion, because this act needs some support. It's great death metal that's right up there with the best in the business of making music for both the living and the undead.

(11 Tracks, 46:00)

8/10

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Testament - Dark Roots Of Earth (2012 Deluxe Edition) - Ah, goddamn it. This makes me want to put my thumb in my eye. I guess you can't judge an album by a single, and despite how death-laden and awesome that "True American Hate 5:26" was, the rest of the songs just aren't as powerful.

Well, they're not quite as influenced in death metal, anyway. Maybe I've neglected the fact that songs like, "Rise Up 4:18, A Day In The Death 5:38, Man Kills Mankind 5:05, and "Last Stand For Independence 4:43" are great thrashers, each with tremendous guitar solos, and impressive overall playing. But that's only because Gene's on the fucking kit. In Decibel, Chuck talked about "how impressive" Gene's skills were - and this disc showcases some of the best drumming this side of SYL's City and Alien. Clearly, Gene is not yet worn out, and considers this as just another notch in his belt, one more milestone among many.

Oddly enough, Gene said that he wouldn't be able to tour with Testament completely because of Dethklok. But Chuck replied "that he could understand that, because it's so popular - it's TV!"

That's where I get a little sickened. Small's got riffs, but his vocals have always been rather caricature of death metal; and it always seems to add a sort of "pop" label to death metal that none of us fucking want.

However, despite some of the awesome solos and the almighty epic; "Throne Of Thorns 7:05" which actually includes a good deal of prog, (I think it's the first time I've heard prog in Testament, or that much prog rather) there are still some songs on the disc that could've been left off.

"Native Blood 5:21" is just a little weak, but it's tolerable. I would've wished for more form this one, though. But the real stinker is that damned ballad, "Cold Embrace 7:46." Yes, you read that right: "It's a damned ballad that is 7:46 long." If I could explain this, it's Testament trying to do their own version of Pantera's classic, "Cemetery Gates." There are so many resemblances to the song, that it's pathetic. Starts off with a soft croon, then the music goes heavier and Chuck's voice also gets just a little heavier. I'd like this song if I hadn't already heard it when Pantera fucking did it. Lastly, there's the title track, which isn't terrible and is a little slower than one might expect. It's not my favorite track on the disc, I'll say that much.

Then there's the bonus tracks. The deluxe edition is only 13.99 at Best Buy and probably just as cheap for a digital copy. The original is just 10.00, and it is worth it for the cover of Iron Maiden's "Powerslave 6:50." Yes, they did it justice, I was quite impressed here.

However, the Queen cover of "Dragon Attack 4:44" is only roughly decent, and the Scorpions cover of "Animal Magnetism 5:55" that sounds a little more trance-like and tribal in nature, is not the best thing I've ever heard from the band. It is my opinion that these tracks should have been included on the original disc, instead of adding them for three extra dollars like some cheap DLC for a video game.

But my biggest qualm, and something that I would slap Chuck in the face for, is the extended cut of "Throne Of Thorns." This track is originally 7:05 and the extended is as I've said, 7:40. That literally means that there is a 35 second difference in between these two tracks. What the fuck is this bullshit, Testament? Do you take me for a fool?

Do you want to know what happens in the original version? Well, an ending solo plays, and then is cut off right in the middle; in the fashion that always angers me. (talking to you, Watain!) In the extended version of the track, YOU GET THE FULL FUCKING SOLO.

Yeah. Fuck them. Again, that is complete, utter bullshit. We metal listeners enjoy and some even embrace our guitar solos; but a band regardless of popularity, decides to release an epic track that actually cuts a fantastic solo portion at the end?

What if Megadeth said "fuck you!" back in the 80's and cut off the solo to "Hangar 18?" Then they offered a "special bs track" where you could get it with a solo? This kind of marketing is bullshit. Then I see something on the facebook updates for the band, stating "Pose with all the different editions of the album." That shit isn't done by the band, it's done by the label. It was certainly CM's decision to screw over loyal Testament fans with this 35 second tragedy.

Imagine if an absolutely gorgeous woman walked into your home and starting having sex with you, and it was absolutely fucking phenomenal - and then all of a sudden, she gets taken away by some giant hand that comes out of the air like in Legend Of Zelda. That's what it felt like to be ripped off for a solo. This is a metal travesty, and should not be tolerated. When we let the labels decide whether or not we get the solos, well... they might as well have our balls in their hands.

Testament put out a decent album, but no contender to Demonic and The Gathering. Gene's drumming helped out quite a bit, and really gave this disc some form and structure - many of the songs seem to be much longer and have more bells and whistles than normal. This was an experimental step for the band, one that Chuck says he enjoyed taking. If you're up for it, it will deliver in some aspects. But be ready to expect some disappointment.

I still think that the new Kreator disc is much better. Plus, there's no cut-off solo bullshit. The disc comes in at a whopping 76:00 with the bonus tracks, but it's only 51:00 without them. I definitely recommend that the original version of this disc not be bought, and only the deluxe edition should be purchased. Tell CM Distro that you want your fucking solos!

Highlights: Rise Up, True American Hate, A Day In The Death, Man Kills Mankind, Powerslave, Throne Of Thorns (Extended) (13 Tracks, 76:00)

7/10

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Nachtmystium - Silencing Machine (2012) - Nachtmystium's last disc was definitely one of my favorite black metal albums in a long time, even if it wasn't truly black metal. The band decided to try their hand at "kitchen sink metal" and it proved to suit them well, but I'm sure this move also alienated some fans. Although I'm sure that Blake Judd and crew really don't give a damn...

Or maybe they do. Apparently, an industrial non album song came out right before this album that sounded like Ministry, and it was Joy Division cover. This was to make fans think that perhaps Nachtmystium was about to make a full on industrial black metal disc. Then this released; which is much closer to the band's Instinct:Decay brand of raw experimental black metal, and less like the tinkering of Addicts.

The album is full of melodic solos, coarse scowls, rock style solos, and um... electronics. But wait! Don't panic folks, please. This is just a little tinge of electronics, not overblown techno beats. There are slight electronic hisses and whirrs throughout the disc, definitely making this sound like it is some sort of ravaged machine. Yet, the band ahs created some incredibly catchy black metal that seems to come right off the heels of Addicts.

From the very beginning, when the machine first starts up and revs into the punishing "Dawn Over The Ruins Of Jerusalem 4:28" and all the way through new classics like, "Silencing Machine 6:25, And I Control You 6:14, I Wait In Hell 5:45, Decimation, Annihilation 4:54, Give Me The Grave 5:29" and the depressing closer, "These Rooms In Which We Weep 7:37" there's a lot of great black metal to be found here. The band hasn't just made a great black metal disc, they've reinvented the way we approach raw black metal and the very notion of black metal in general.

The production quality is raw, but not inaudible. There was definitely some production value. But they did their best to sound in the same vein as their earlier works. The entire disc has a very bleak feel to it, like it was recorded during some vast robot uprising. I could just as well see Nachtmystium playing these songs in the post-apocalyptic battlegrounds of James Cameron's The Terminator. For added effect, imagine the band playing this album during some sort of war that pits man against machine, whilst they dodge bombs, grenades, lasers and other weapons.

This disc does have it's share of groove, black n' roll, in addition to the dreary melodic black metal that adorns the disc. I've no doubt that fans of traditional black metal, all of the way back to Bathory. It does stand as an American made masterpiece in black metal, showing that there are still some great things coming out of this country; one of them being anger, which it is of course well warranted, as we are watching our country swallow itself into a black abyss and can do nothing but stand there and watch.

I'm even about to go so far as to say that this album is my single favorite black metal album of the year. As a matter of fact, I didn't even realize that I had been playing it while I was doing my review. But it's still playing, and I've enjoyed the hell out of these tracks.

There is one qualm though, and that is the track, "Reduced To Ashes 5:07" which seems to be missing something, but I'm not sure what. it's just not quite up to par with the others. Also, the closer track is just a little too whiny for me, despite the album's interesting ending that sounds like a machine on the fritz.

For those who are looking for an post-apocalyptic suicide note, this album will give you that and more. But if the electronics turn you off from the experience, then you'll have to look elsewhere. Nevertheless, the playing on this disc is nothing short of brilliant; and I certainly recommend it.

Highlights: Everything except for Reduced To Ashes, and These Rooms In Which We Weep (10 Tracks, 59:00)

9/10

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A Forest Of Stars - A Shadowplay For Yesterdays (2012 W/Bonus) - This band's last album was my number one disc for 2010. But this year, it seems that they've fallen short. There's too much experimenting on the disc this time around, and I think the fact that the band is becoming popular is killing them just a little.

Some of this does sound just like A Forest Of Stars. Songs like "Prey Tell of The Church Fate 7:27", "A Prophet For A Pound Of Flesh 10:11","The Blight Of God's Acre 6:09" and a few others certainly sound like the sort of experimental black metal that we would expect.

But there are some missteps on the disc, like the odd "Man's Laughter 3:00" atmospheric, which doesn't belong on this album. A song like that, which goes right into the Elysian Fields (and I mean older Elysian Fields) inspired "The Underside Of Eden 8:14" sounds like some sort of last minute decision.

The band is really dipping into avant-garde here, so you might not like that. The band's single, "Gatherer Of the Pure 8:19" actually has a rather awesome shadowplay video to go with it, but the song doesn't hold up without the video, which just sounds fucking weird, but it's true. However, there is the wonderful instrumental, "Left Behind As Static 6:42" which does hold some merit, even though it's in the same nature of early Elysian Fields or other extreme gothic metal.

Honestly, this is a good disc with great melodies and a barrage of bells and whistles that work all in the right place. It's also got some wonderful solos amidst the black metal bashing. This still has moments of black metal, but it does honestly seem that the band is moving more towards gothic metal. I suspect they'll have a female vocalist soon.

Whoops... Foot in mouth disease. There's a female vocal on "Corvus Corona 6:13 (Part 2)." As for the first part of that track, "Corvus Corona (Part 1) 3:14", I'll be throwing some vocals on it, as it worked well enough for vocal and needed a good black metal scowl.

BONUS TRACK

"Dead Love 5:47" - First of all, metal fans need to only buy the original version of this disc without the bonus track. You DON'T NEED TO HEAR THIS. It's the equivalent of dark-indie pop music, and black metal fans will be gouging their ears out. It's nothing but female vocal, and it's slightly light-hearted. The song is VERY pop in nature. I believe that women might enjoy it, but I doubt you'll have it on your playlist. At least, you won't admit it.

"Hey, I thought that song was kinda nice." Nope, ain't happening.

But seriously, I thought the song was much too slow to be on the disc, it just doesn't fit. It doesn't even belong with this band. AFOS has really changed their style, and I again suspect popularity to be the culprit.

I suspect fans of black metal will look elsewhere, but avant-garde metal fans will probably enjoy that, especially if they're into darker tinged or goth music. I didn't expect to hear darkwave moments, clean vocals or any of the ten million other things that I've heard. But I will say that the disc was done exceptionally well, and most of the songs on this disc are wholly enjoyable.

The band certainly has talent, but where they're going with it... I don't even think that I can tell you that.

Highlights: Prey Tell of The Church Fate, A Prophet For A Pound Of Flesh, The Blight Of God's Acre, The Underside Of Eden, Left Behind As Static, Corvus Corona (Parts 1 & 2) (11 Tracks, 68:00)

8/10

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Baroness - Yellow and Green (2012) - Since this is composed of two albums, (But it all still fits on one fucking disc!) I will review each one of them separately, but not in a SxS format. I've just about done away with that for the majority of albums.

Yellow is the first album in the set, which sounds like post-rock in the vein of Queens Of The Stone Age ("Take My Bones Away 4:59", "Sea Lungs 3:21"), but also has some 60's prog influence and some atmospherics "Twinkler 3:16." But for the most part, it sounds heavily influenced by indie music and would be embraced by hipsters worldwide. But that's not to say that there aren't any good songs on here, because there are definitely a couple. The lighter songs exist, because the band didn't want to wake up the vocalist's young daughter and had to resort to playing lighter material. Of course the song he wrote for her, "Twinkler 3:16" sounds more like something that might refer to her death; not her birth. The lyrics do sound that way.

For the most part, these songs could and might be played on the radio. If that offends you, will find another band until they decide to go back to playing the heavier stuff that you were used to.

Green is the second disc in the set, and it already starts out much heavier than the one that came before it. Whoops! Let me slap myself right in the face for that. This one starts out heavier, yes - but it's not. As a matter of fact, Green might make you say "Eww! This is hipster rock!" And you wouldn't be wrong, because it really is just hipster rock. There's the same sort of keyboards and riff styles that I've heard from indie rock, and that's really all this is. If you didn't like Yellow, then you won't like Green either.

I've seen metal sites giving these discs a high score, but they aren't even metal discs. Yes, the band's talented as they always have been; and some of these songs are really quite good - but let's be honest. You would rather have a heavier album from these guys, and you know it. This is their Mastodonian attempt to (cough, cough) Sell Out, so to speak - and make some of that good money that you just can't make on Relapse records.

This is the kind of stuff that would make Universal smile and gladly sign them. Then they'll start adding dance grooves and make you want to burn all of their old discs... and I don't mean copy. "I can't believe I ever liked these guys!" you'll shout in anger.

But maybe that won't happen, and they'll make a heavier record next time. If there is a next time. Regardless, you might want to try before you buy. Most of the tracks on Yellow, I have marked at 5 stars, and most of the tracks on Green, I have well... Not quite so good. The bottom line is, that we can't really classify this as a metal album. But as a post-rock disc it's good. As an indie record, it's just as boring as most indie rock albums.

Highlights: Yellow Theme, Take My Bones Away, March To The Sea, Twinkler, Cocanium, Back Where I Belong, Sea Lungs, Eula, Green Theme (18 Tracks, 74:00)

5/10

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Autolatry - Of The Land (2012 Free EP From Bandcamp) - Autolatry was charging for this album, but I guess as soon as they started touring, the disc became free. Well, digitally anyway. (You'll still have to pay for packaging if you want the actual jewel case and disc.)

Nonetheless, this American progressive black metal act has really gone up in stature since their debut, The Hill. But as I would've guessed from that promising disc, this band was only going to get better. And they have.

If there were ever two must own EP's for black metal this year, it would have to be the new Agalloch EP, Faustian Echoes, and this new Autolatry EP. You'll get twenty minutes of great music here, like the punishing opener; "Mountain 5:11", the slightly slower and unconventional "Oak 5:36", the Sculptured influenced "Stag 5:53" (which is in my opinion, one of the best songs that this band has ever written) and the slightly faster (but still proggy) closing track, "Snow 3:40."

This EP is so well structured, that it's beyond words. If this is the future of Autolatry, then I've already marked them down as the next Agalloch, hands down. There are so many peaks and valleys that this album takes, and each one of them is like a new experience. The band could have just thrown a bunch of sound-alikes together, but they didn't. This is the sound of real music, made by hard-working artists with a message and the talented means to tell it.

The scowl on this guy is fucking great, and he delivers each line with energy and passion. The guitars couldn't be any more tighter, and the drumming is terrific. As for the production, the disc does have a good production value, yet still holds the raw nature of black metal within it. The disc also holds some awesome melodies, great solos, and beautiful acoustic portions. It's brimming with possibility and isn't strapped down to any one style. There is also growl on a few portions of this album, but Krallice also played around with growls on their latest, (LP not the shitty EP) and it worked for them. It also sort of works here.

Honestly, there's not one bad song here. I'm really fucking impressed with these talented guys, who I knew were going to really do something great with black metal. Again, a must have disc and I cannot believe that they're actually giving this away for free now. It was being sold at one point, but just as I was about to pay them for the download, the band changed it to a free disc. If they ever change it back, I'll definitely throw a couple of dollars in support of their next album.

Don't you fucking miss out on this. Absolutely fucking perfect.

Highlights: Everything. Listen to it again after the first time, and you'll find that it's still just as good.

http://autolatry.bandcamp.com/album/of-the-land

10/10

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Ephel Duath - On Death And Cosmos EP (2012) - It's been a while since we heard Ephel Duath, and they've now replaced their male vocalist with a female vocalist. Her scowl is quite decent, the same sort of female scowl that you would expect. Although the style of the music is progressive metal with death metal tinges, unlike the band's earlier black metal influenced work.

A dual vocal approach is used on the first track "Black Prism 6:50" but an effect is used on the other two tracks. This is all well and good, but to be honest this disc is quite boring. There isn't much going on, and when there is, it's expectable. There's nothing of a faster pace, and nothing other than just atmosphere and a great deal of prog.

One could listen to, or just skip through "Raqja 6:34" and "Stardust Rain 6:18" realizing that as soon as the atmosphere fades from the former, the latter sounds just the same. She scowls throughout the disc, but it doesn't really showcase much for the band. This disc to me doesn't really show but one thing:

Hey, look! We have a new singer! Isn't she fucking great?

Yes, the prog on here does certainly have it's moments, you'd have to be an ignoramus not to notice that - but more could have been done then just this, and I wouldn't pay a stifling amount for it. It's 19 minutes of "heard that before" more or less and not worth throwing your hard-earned money on. When the band releases a full LP, I hope that it's got more to offer than just this sort of thing. Also, as a Decibel reviewer stated, "Why did they start this out with a track like "Black Prism?"

It really seems that the band just sort of took a few tracks they weren't going to use and threw them on an EP in any order. "The fans won't care" they'll say. But I think they do care. In the words of Mike Patton, "We care a lot."

Definitely try before you buy. Not terrible, but nothing to write home about. I've certainly heard better.

(3 Tracks, 19:00)

5/10

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Blacklodge - MachinatioN (2012) - These guys have been out for a good while, and I've missed a handful of releases, I'm sure. But this disc isn't exactly the great mix of black metal industrial that I hoped it would be. First of all, the only drums on here are very fast dance beats, like I tried to do with some of my albums; but I'm glad that I didn't. There is a guitar and a bunch of effects used in this recording, but I just can't get into it as much as I wanted to.

Personally, I think there is too much going on in this album for me to really get into it. He's trying to scream over these dance beats, and I know how fucking hard that is. I'll best this thing was a pain to mix, and I feel bad for the guy that had to do that. The disc really tries it's best to sound like raw black metal, but is overloaded to the brim with electronics.

I cannot tell you people how much I wanted to like this disc, but each and every track really failed to impress me. On another level, this disc kind of promotes the <(o)> who stand for malicious mind control and human enslavement, so I'm not crazy about that, to say the least. But pop music does the same thing now, apparently. (http://www.vigilantcitizen.com for more details.)

But even if it didn't promote this stuff, I still just couldn't fucking get into the disc. But it's not the first electronic black metal album that I didn't like, and it won't be the last. However, this band worked hard to create this atmosphere, and if you want to check it out, I'm just letting you now that you're getting raw black metal laden with effects and with no drum kit, only dance beats blasting as a kit would have.

I would've liked it better if there was a kit, to be honest. But they've got a large back catalog starting with 2003's Login: Satan, that I'll give a try. What the heck, right? I've got to review that new In This Moment, which is a band that's been laden with symbolism for years, perverting young women's minds with all sorts of subliminal messages. Besides, it's not like I'm going to start dressing up in women's clothing and talk about how wonderful Lady Gaga's music is, right? Well, hopefully not. It's a chance I'll just have to fucking take.

Chances are that this album definitely sounds much better than that one will.

(10 Tracks, 45:00)

5/10

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Dead Can Dance - Anastasis (2012) - Before you give me any lip about this one, I'll just have you know that these darkwave legends have inspired bands and artists like Ulver, Trail Of Tears, Sarah Jezebel Deva, Secrets Of The Moon, Subterranean Masquerade, Anathema, Hortus Animae and Liv Kristine, among many others. Their dark ethereal passages have spanned countless imitators throughout the span of years since the band broke up.

The band's last disc was 1996's illuminating Spiritchaser album. Which is by far one of the most hypnotic and transcendental pieces of music that I've ever witnessed. That album invokes some very strange and wondrous feelings of which I cannot soundly explain.

The band's latest disc and first in almost twenty years is finally here, and it has everything that the band's loyal followers could've ever hoped for. Lisa Gerrard's vocals sound just as good as they did twenty years ago, and the atmospheres created by the band echo their Spiritchaser days and add an Arabian flavor to the music, creating a very mystical sort of trance. Though I forget the name of the male vocalist, his vocals do sound just as good as they did on such famous songs as "The Carnival Is Over" and "How Fortunate The Man With None." His croon is entirely intact, and every word sounds just as it would have years ago.

As a matter of fact, this disc sounds like it was recorded years ago and has just now been brought to light. It's almost as if they never left.

"Children Of The Sun 7:33" is a melancholy opener to the disc, but certainly delivers. There is a slight portion of the track that sounds a bit eerie, and then goes into a sort of triumphant nature towards the end. I've no fucking clue as to what the lyrics are really about, but have a certain idea. "Amnesia 6:36" and "Opium 5:44" continue this style, as "All In Good Time 6:37" closes the album on the same note.

But Lisa's tracks just about feature only her, and seem to be a step from Spiritchaser, whereas the male vocalist's tracks seem to be closer related to the Into The Labyrinth era. "Anabasis 6:50, Agape 6:54", "Kiko 8:01", and "Return Of The She-King 7:51" could have all been released on their own disc, and it does seem as if the two were intent on making two different albums, but decided to combine them together.

The effect does work, but I think that the sudden change from ethereal to darkwave kills the general flow of the album. It's a very chaotic sort of style, but I'm sure that fans will find a couple of tracks on this disc to like. It is one of the clearest and well produced DCD discs, but it still isn't quite as good as Spiritchaser. It is a slight step down from that masterpiece of human spirit, but it comes very close to achieving the same effects. The energy of the band is still intact in their atmospheres and arrangements, and this is one of the best darkwave/ethereal albums I've heard in years.

These two are the founders of the darkwave genre more or less; and it is wonderful to see them bringing another musical child into the world after all these years. It did not disappoint me, and even though not all the tracks are perfect; there's no filler to be found. This is DCD the way you remember them. No techno, no pop, no rock, no funny stuff - it's just as they were.

An absolute must for fans of darkwave/ethereal music.

Highlights: Anabasis, Agape, Amnesia, Kiko, Opium, Return Of The She-King
(8 Tracks, 56:00)

8/10

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Revolting - In Grisly Rapture (2011) - Since I've got the band's latest release, Hymns Of Ghastly Horror and will soon be doing an interview/review with a man who I'd like to call the savior of Swedish Death Metal, "Revolting Rogga"; (Who also plays in one of the best death metal bands I've heard in years, Paganizer - among many others) I'm going to go ahead and give you my brutally honest opinion of this 2011 disc.

First of all, I've always loved Swedish Death Metal much more than the stuff that came out of the states. I'm not going to talk trash about Deicide or Cannibal Corpse, because I love those bands as well, and they are/were innovators of the genre; but bands like (Classic)In Flames, (Classic)Soilwork, Unleashed, Grave, Bloodbath, Hypocrisy and several others just came along and showed a teenage metalhead what death metal was supposed to be. It was back in the days when you could download a bunch of promotional singles from metal labels and throw them on a disc. This is the first time that I heard such classics as "Soulless", "I Don't Want To Be Born", "Eaten" and "Eraser" for example. Now I know that these aren't exactly "old classics" but they are well on their way to joining the ranks of some of the best death metal tracks ever recorded.

Later, melo-death was sissified by some of the bands who created (In Flames, anyone?) and then bands started popping up left and right who added so much melody that it took the death metal out, completely. Now I do love bands like Scar Symmetry, but there have been a few missteps by several other acts that I won't name.

Revolting brings the horror back into death metal, and that's what I've always compared listening to the genre to be - like watching a good horror film, and getting a great soundtrack to go along with it. Each and every song is filled with rather, well... "revolting" lyrics ranging from Lovecraft inspired horrors, to crazy mad scientists, and even demonic witches.

Rogga's vocals are spot on 100% of the time, sounding like an unholy narrator; while the band provides the gruesome melodies on such fucking classics like "The Plague Of Matul 3:40", "Dr. Freudstein 4:43", "(Beyond) The Book Of Eibon 5:29" and more. This is the definitive definition of death metal in it's base terms, if you looked it up in the dictionary, this band should be mentioned in that definition. The riffs pummel, the melodies overwhelm, and you're left with a sense of beautiful fucking dread with each and every minute of this massacre.

The band also use some effects and some slight experimentation, but you won't hear too many bells and whistles on this disc. But I'd have it no other fucking way. The guitars scream out, the solos are breathtaking, the drumming is fucking perfect and I personally can't find one problem with the disc. Yeah, some of you might complain about the production - I wish it was clearer in some areas, but the music is so fucking good that I'd give one shit less about the production value of the disc. I know good death metal when I fucking hear it, and this is good fucking death metal.

This band did more in nine short tracks, then some bands did with 12 or 14 tracks, and a full hour's worth of playing time. You might only 37:00 of music on this one, but I'm sure that it's 37:00 that you'll keep coming back to, again and again, and again. As far as I'm concerned, this one's timeless. One of the best horror themed death metal albums of all time.

Oh, don't forget about the badass closer, "Hideous & Revolting 2:33." Damn, what an awesome song. I think that track alone showcases just what this album wanted to accomplish, and how it fucking succeeded in every way possible.

Highlights: Every track is killer. (37:00)

10/10

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Akem Manah - The Testament Of Sealant Mound (2010) - A friend of mine had this one on his MP3 player, so I said what the heck and decided to check it out. I've never heard of the band, but it sounded interesting enough. However, I had no fucking clue how interesting this Doom/Death act really was. Yes, this is an older disc; but I'm reviewing it due to it's pure awesomeness and in the hopes that people reading these reviews, (I'll never know who some of you are, but thank you for supporting my reviews!) will check them out.

First of all, the vocalist has a great gothic croon that goes perfectly into his growl, reminding of the vocalist in November's Doom. The entire disc has a very melancholy feel to it, very soul-sucking but still very beautiful at the same time. "Dead For Days 4:31" for example, is probably one the best doom metal songs that I've ever heard in my life. And I've heard a great deal of doom.

But why is this song so good? Because the melodies are great, the song is incredibly structured, and there's all sorts of unexpected moments on this song, and the disc that only talented musicians who were actually concerned how best to get from point A to B (instead of just getting from point A to B) would implement. Each every song has plenty of unexpected drum theatrics, odd structural changes, and not everything is bogged down to just verse/chorus/verse/chorus/solo/end. I also enjoy some of the effects and samples use don the album which help to give it an interesting feel, sort of adding to the story.

Though some could (and might) compare the band to My Dying Bride, and I will not lie that there is some influence in the riffs and vocals from those fathers of death/doom, this album is far more varied and different then anything that MDB have released in their career. You've even got an odd Arabian instrumental "Sacrilegious Ceremonies 2:32" which doesn't even really belong on the disc, but it works.

Then there's "Dark Millennium 7:44" which vocally takes a cue from Tool (and even somewhat in the structure of the song) even though it has more death metal influence then Tool will probably ever have. But there's something you didn't expect, right? But the song changes up into something completely different and more like the gloomy doom/death near the end. So don't fret about the Tool comparison. Just calling it like I see it.

But the disc does have a really weak ending, and that would be in it's closer; the incredibly forgettable "The Quelling 3:46." it should have ended with "Nightmares 8:42" but it didn't, and the true closer of the disc consists of just a piano and a gothic croon - something I've heard more times then I care to count, and not all of those bands were metal. I've also heard it done much better than here. So yeah, you can stop the disc after "Nightmares."

Even though the into and closer are forgettable, the meat of this sandwich is fucking delicious. Just strip off the bread and eat the filling. There is 45:00 in that meat, by the way; and 45:00 that I guarantee you'll find yourself coming back to again and again. I still cannot believe just how good this album sounds, and it should have definitely been on my list for that year.

But it just goes to show you that there is still plenty of buried metal gems out there to find. I'm just helping to make the job easier for you to find them, and to support those acts, or at the most, get you to check out their music online with youtube or myspace or bandcamp or whatever you use. just don't let good music go unheard.

I don't think there's much more I can say about this one, so go get it if you want something that's just a little more than standard death/doom. As much as I love the genre, these guys revitalized it, and I hadn't even fucking heard of them.

Highlights: Everything but the two pieces of bread. (9 Tracks, 50:00)

10/10 (Only five minutes of this album suck. The disc is 50:00 long. There's still 45:00 left of perfected doom/death.)

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In This Moment - Blood (2012) - Besides being steeped in Illuminati symbolism, (check out the alternative review for this disc on my author page) this is literally what you get if you mix hard driving Pantera influenced riffs (sadly) with Lady Gaga style pop music, and throw a little Otep into the mix too.

Maria Brink attempts to scream and sing and the same time on songs like "Adrenalize 4:15", "Burn 4:44", "Scarlet 3:50" and others. The album actually contains some electronic influence in addition to the heavy nature of it, and I think I heard some dubstep portions here and there throughout the disc. However, there are some decent melodies scattered about, and I would love to post a message on the lead guitarist's facebook page actually asking him, "Why are you doing this? You can't tell me that you actually enjoy writing this simplistic shit." Because it is obvious from a few of the riffs and melodies, that this man is capable of more, but has been dumbed down by the band's style.

I can honestly say, without a full doubt; that if you ever wanted to know what would happen if Lady Gaga were ever a screaming metal act, this is exactly what you would get. It's even got the same sort of earworm catchiness of "Blood 3:27" and "Whore 4:05" which even if you hate, you'll be cursing yourself because they won't get out of your head, no matter how much death and black metal you throw into your ears in order to stop the infection.

There's even a song called "Scarlet 3:50" which oddly makes me think it could be Maria Brink singing a love song to the horny dude downstairs. "Beast Within 3:46" talks about having sex with blood and claws, so that might as well be about a satanic orgy, or really rough sex. Then we have "Comanche 3:17" which is a downright Otep rip-off. Maria has been ripping off Otep for most of this album, and it's much heavier than anything they've ever done as a band. Apparently the other guitarist left to play for James Durbin, and this new guy seems like he just wants to turn the band into a poppier Otep.

In regard to Illuminati reference, the song "Blood Legion 4:29" is a red flag. It could very well be about a blood indoctrination ritual, seeing as some of the lyrics seem that way, and the band's latest video for blood is steeped in Illuminati symbolism, or at least Luciferian references. "You are my blood ritual" whouls raise plenty of eyes, especially since the band's never been this deep into occult territory that have witnessed here. What's more, is the 4 cryptic tracks on this one, "Rise With Me 2:07","It Is Written 0:30","Aries 0:41", and the fucking chanting in "11:11." Not to mention that the song sounds like some sort of gloomy love song, and has that very sort of gothic "Alice In Wonderland" notion to it, just something of an evil fairy-tale sense to the song that I don't particularly like. It sounds apt to subliminal messaging/hypnotism.

Despite all the symbolism and brainwash, (which will probably affect teen women who haven't had their brains fully formed yet, and will cause psychosis) this album is the heaviest pop record that I've ever heard in my life. Yes, it's a pop record. Take your dick out of your hands and stop jacking off to Maria, because you think it's cool that she's a metal woman - it's more than obvious that this southern gal has been corrupted by all sorts of things, and has a deep sort of psychosis; (I mean, she's nuts!) and probably listens to more Lady Gaga and Nicki Minaj, then um... Pantera or Cannibal Corpse. If she even listens to that shit at all.

I know Revolver is going to fucking glamorize this, ever since I saw the logo for the Golden Gods Awards. They work hand in hand with the <(O)> so I imagine that there will be a 20 page spread about how "awesome and metal" this album is. Just like they did to Korn. But I'll give Davis something, and that's that he did do a great job of remixing White Zombie's "Thunderkiss 65" for Mondo Sex Head as J-Devil (review to come later.) Oh, and there was no dub-step in it.

Despite all that, I'd tell you to skip this altogether. There are and always will be better discs then this.

Apparently, the bullshit I-Tunes version has a cover of NIN's "Closer." Though I'm curious to hear this, I also don't really want to hear her butcher it. But who could butcher it worse than Fred Durst already did?

(14 Tracks, 48:00)

3/10



Linkin Park - Living Things (2012) - I've heard talk about LP working with the <(o)> too, they probably lick old man Rothschild's ass and cradle his balls; but nevertheless, I wasn't exactly disappointed with this disc. There are inklings of fine musicianship and good electronic programming on this thing, no matter how much you hate Chester's vocals.  Apparently, he originally wanted to sound like With Sympathy era Ministry, but his vocals are too light for it. Instead of a deep croon that really could have notarized this band, he instead decided to sing like a little choir boy and help to create the (now dying) emo genre.

However, you will hear some tolerable vocal melodies on this disc that aren't too bad, like "Skin To Bone 2:48" and "Castle Of Glass 3:25." Apparently, the band had been heavily into old folk music from the 60's, and these songs originally started out as just "acoustic folk music." The producer actually asked the band if they were making a folk album, and the band said "No." That's when all the electronics and such came into the mix.

Mike Shinoda still raps on the disc "Until It Breaks 3:43", not as much - but his style hasn't changed either. If he's the programmer for the band's electronics, I'll definitely have to tip my hat to him. The guy does know his programming, and can get the effects and melodies to sound just right. While there are guitars on this disc, they are faint, just like the band's last disc, which I really enjoyed because it was so much out of the box and interesting. From a musical standpoint, these gentlemen do have talent and potential. I really feel that it's the vocal nature of the band which has been it's bane. If the rapping were removed and Chester was replaced with someone with a deeper croon, the act would be better. As Chester wants to continue to sound like a fucking child, it shall always be mocked and ridiculed.

There are however, glimpses of heaviness on the album, like the overtly rambunctious "Victimized 1:46" and the latter portion of "Lies, Greed, Misery 2:27" where the screaming comes back into the band. LP say that this is like a revisiting of the old material, but with their new style (more electronics, less guitar.) To be honest with you folks, it's really not that bad.

The disc is only 36:00 long, but I don't believe that we'd need it to be any longer. It is not as good as the band's last disc, but I don't believe that an album of that nature is toppable. That disc was compared to The Dark Side Of The Moon of all things, which might be a blasphemy; since I wouldn't go that far with it personally. But it did evoke the same feeling in a sense. Still, you can't call silver, gold.

This disc would probably be bronze, and that's why I will call it merely decent. There are actually a few songs worth listening to. But I really wish that Chester would try something more than that little boy croon, unless that is all that he can fucking do. But with such experimenting that is contained on this disc, one can't help what the next offering might be.

For those of you who don't want to hear any vocals, the instrumental "Tinfoil 1:11" is definitely worth checking out for fans of real electronic music (not dubstep.)

Highlights: Lies Greed Misery, Castle Of Glass, Roads Untraveled, Skin To Bone, Until It Breaks, Tinfoil, Powerless (12 Tracks, 36:00)

6/10